Wednesday, November 30, 2005

SEXY BABES: Killer Red Panties, On A Killer Body....

SexyCafe Sexy Babes Pictures
November 30, 2005

This sexy mami, can make any man follow for her.
Her hot body, sexy look, the position, and those red hot panties
made this a BOM BOM GIRL!...

Sexy Babes Pictures are

NICE BUTTS: Public Ass Shot...

Sexy Cafe Nice Butt Picture
November 30, 2005

This girl s a top quality freak! What an ass!...
She's a super Hot Girl with the balls
to show here ass in public. Wait to see her other pictures...

Nice Butt Girl Pictures are

FUNNY PICTURES: Can You Spell "Bullshit" Without BUSH?

SexyCafe Funny Pictures
November 30, 2005

Nope! Is impossible. Anyways, these two words
means the same, don't they?...

Funny Pictures are
Sponsor by Xtuff, Your One Stop Adult Shop

FUNNY PICTURES: New Haircut Pricecheck....

Sexy Cafe Funny Pictures
November 30, 2005

Yeap! Now in a barber shop far, far, far away from us,
they don't want their customers leaving without paying.
So, with this new price check, you will ring the bell
at the door if you didn't pay!...

Nice Funny Pictures are

Monday, November 14, 2005

JOKES AND HUMOR: I want to get screwed

Daily Jokes By Sexy Cafe Blog

Sex Jokes -- A young man was in town looking for a little something from the ladies. A cab driver gave him an address and told him he could find anything he wanted there.

When the young man arrived, he saw a door with a small panel on it. He knocked and the panel slid open. A female voice asked what he wanted.

"I want to get screwed," said the man.

"OK, but this is a private club. Slide twenty bucks in the slot as an initiation fee," answered the voice.

The man slid twenty dollars in the slot, the panel closed, and ten minutes passed. Nothing happened.

He began to pound on the door, and the panel slid open.

"Hey," exclaimed the man, "I want to get screwed!"

"What?" said the voice, "Again?"


Daily Jokes are Sponsor by Xtuff, Your One Stop Adult Shop

.

SEX JOKES: Lets Compare...

By Sexy Cafe Blog

Daily Jokes --

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.

Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.

Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. How do men sort out their laundry?
A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.

Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?
A. ET phoned home.

Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.

Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.

Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?
A. Clitty litter

Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
A. He's smoking a cigarette.

Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.

Q. Who's the world's greatest athlete?
A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving

Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week?
A. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!

Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"

Q. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, there under a buck.

Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
A. The captains log.

Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A. A lesbian with a hard-on.

Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.


Sexy Cafe Jokes are
Sponsor by Xtuff, Your One Stop Adult Shop

.


NICE BUTTS: Remember The Sexy Babes of 2 Weeks Ago. She's Back...

Sexy Cafe Nice Butt Picture
November 14, 2005

Were a lot of options for the Nice Butt Pictures. But I remember
this chick from 2 weeks ago, and I it make me get drool. So,
I think was a good choice for the Nice Butt Picture!

Nice Butt Girl Pictures are
Sponsor by
Xtuff, Your One Stop Adult Shop
.

Monday, November 07, 2005

FUNNY PICTURES: Free Butt Massage Demostration

Sexy Cafe Funny Pictures
November 8, 2005

I don't know I want to be the one getting the massage,
or the one getting it. Both chicks are hot and sexy!

Free Funny Pictures are

Free daily jokes, funny opinnions, humor, funny pictures and photos

Sexy Models: Hot Adriana Lima Picture

SexyCafe Sexy Models Pictures
November 7, 2005

Adriana Lima is one of my favorites models. She's so sexy,
and this picture making me hot!...

Free Sexy Models Pictures are
Sexy super models pictures, hot models photos, bikini models pics, sexy models.

Dating Articles: Love at first byte. More Than Just Clicks...

By Sexy Cafe Blog

Dating Articles and News -- IN the unpredictable, oftentimes turbulent world of dating, with its ups and downs, twists and turns and momentary fluctuations of the heart, a growing number of tech-savvy singles are turning their attention (and their hearts) to the Internet for their custom-made version of Mr. or Ms. Right.

With options that allow you to request everything from hair and eye color to education and religion to habits and hobbies, dating Web sites have created virtual malls--"cybermalls," if you will--that allow singles to point and click their way to "the one," or at least, the one for now.

Revolutionizing the dating world as we know it, these online havens are redefining the limits of love and the pursuit of love, from every corner of the globe. "We're trying to reach the whole world--people of all spiritual orientations, all political philosophies, all racial backgrounds," says Neil Clark Warren, founder of eHarmony.com, the fourth-largest dating site (behind Yahoo.com, match.com and Spark Network's American Singles) that matches marriage-minded couples based on 29 dimensions of compatibility.

With thousands of known marriages to his company's credit and 7.5 million people who have registered to take the eHarmony.com test, Warren has designed a proprietary system to assess a couples' likelihood of success. "A marriage will likely thrive if couples share at least 10 of these key personality traits and habits, from curiosity and industriousness to ambition, traditionalism and feelings about children. We do try to give people what they need, rather than just what they want."

Owen and Sharon Fraser of Cincinnati, first-time online daters, found what they needed and wanted when they were matched through eHarmony.com. After filling out the 436-question test, which is free, the couple was matched. A little more than a year later, they were married. "I went to the site because I believe in marriage, and I wanted to be married again," says Owen, an information technology manager who had gone through a divorce. "I wanted to lessen the chances that I'd be divorced again, and I wanted someone to share my life with."

"eHarmony.com was very clear on the process," adds Owen's new wife, Sharon, an operations manager. "You felt like you really knew the person--even before you actually talked to them. When we finally met, I already loved him. It was like I'd known him all my life."

Success stories like Owen's and Sharon's have created a new venue in the cyberworld, a tantalizing, yet private excursion into the virtual world of dating. It is a world that Anthony Woodson, founder and president of Blackloveforever.com wanted to create specifically for African-Americans. "As a Black man, I wanted to give Black professional men and women great opportunities to meet each other, who might not otherwise meet in the basic settings of society as we know it" says Woodson, whose site has produced more than 800 marriages. "Single people are extremely tired of the club and bar scene. We offer them something different, more satisfying and more meaningful."

Other companion-minded sites catering specifically to African-Americans--including BlackSinglesConnection.com and BlackPlanet.com--are paving the way for the Nubian experience to flourish on the Worldwide Web, providing a signature brand of culture and companionship.

But not everyone is looking to be married. Although Match.com--one of the largest online dating sites that spans six continents, 30 Web sites and 18 languages--is credited for a quarter of a million connections each year, 30-year-old Derrick Spurlock was looking for friendships, not marriage. The Dallas-based educator wanted to find single, likeminded women who were interested in building and maintaining friendships, and who understood the demands of his teaching and coaching schedule. "For me, Match.com was not the means of meeting the perfect woman/" says Spurlock. "My purpose was to meet people." And with over 8 million members, of whom I million are African-American, 53 percent male and 47 percent female, Derrick felt very confident about his chances.

As required by most Web sites, Derrick completed a detailed questionnaire about himself, created a free profile (including photos) and then waited for the responses to roll in--and roll in they did. In fact, they poured in. After patiently sifting through more than 100 e-mailed responses from across the United States, Derrick has spoken to at least 20 of the available women who were matched with him, and says he has been on five successful dating experiences since he joined Match.corn six months ago.

"The founders of Match.com understood that the real power of the Internet lies in its ability to impact people in a truly meaningful and personal way," says Jim Safka, CEO of Match.com. "From the beginning, Match.com has led a cultural shift, expanding the possibilities for single people. Everything about the way people connect, communicate and find love has changed, but the basic human desire for love is the same as it's always been."

In this new virtual world of cyber connections, online heart surges and the inevitable, it seems, romantic interlude--singles can single-handedly craft the desires of their heart--all from the comfort of home. But before you take your journey into the world of virtual reality, do your research, find the site that works for you, and prepare for your passions to meet your possibilities! "People are ready for something new and exciting to provide hope and happiness on the road to meeting that special someone," says Woodson. "We won't disappoint them."


Dating Articles and News are
Sponsor by Xtuff, Your One Stop Adult Shop

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Famous Babes Biographies: Get To Know The Sexy Adriana Lima

By Sexy Cafe Blog

Famous Hot Babes Biographies -- Adriana Lima may not have wanted to be a supermodel when she was growing up, but lo and behold, she's strutting her stuff for magazines and fashion shows seen by millions. Paris, Milan and New York are very different from her hometown of Salvador da Bahia, Brazil, but adriana lima, with her diamond eyes, seems to take it all in stride -- besides, her worldwide travels are great excuses to shop.

It's hard to believe that she was born in 1981 (when Duran Duran was in, imagine). adriana lima has already landed major campaigns for Guess?, Victoria's Secret, Maybelline, and BCBG. Still, it shouldn't be so surprising, after all, we've been experiencing an incredible Brazilian invasion of models like Gisele Bundchen , Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio for years now.

Adriana Lima has a strong support system, which helps eliminate any homesickness she might feel while being so far from her home at such a young age. Despite her sexy looks, she is still pretty young and displays a girlish charm that makes her seem innocent. She still giggles and gets shy around people, which is strange considering she's from the least shy country of the world: Brazil. Don't be fooled by her womanly assets; adriana lima is still a simple girl who craves Japanese food at midnight (true story).

Let's face it; it wasn't adriana lima's IQ score that caught the attention of Victoria's Secret's talent scouts. That drop-dead gorgeous body of hers seems like a gift from the heavens. Sexy? Most definitely, yes.

Three years after taking second place at the Ford Supermodel of the World Contest in Brazil at the tender age of 13, adriana lima decided to move to the Big Apple to see if she could conquer the modeling world. And it wasn't hard for the exotic beauty. She signed on as an Elite model , and soon enough she was gracing covers of magazines like Vogue , Marie Claire and Harper's Bazaar.

With high-profile campaigns for companies like Guess?, Armani, Anna Sui Jeans, bebe, Gasoline, Mossimo, BCBG, and XOXO, it wasn't long before adriana lima's face and body were plastered on billboards and in print ads. But no campaign would bring her the recognition she received as a Victoria's Secret model.

Considered one of Victoria's Secret's "Perfect 10" models, adriana lima appeared in the Victoria's Secret fashion show on TV , in 2001 and 2003. In addition to her gig as an "Angel," adriana lima also appeared in the short film The Hire: Follow , as "The Wife" opposite Mickey Rourke.

In the spring of 2002, adriana lima made headlines when it was announced that she and rocker Lenny Kravitz were engaged. The two never made it to the altar.

Adriana Lima was also the star of a Victoria's Secret ad in 2004, which featured adriana lima prancing around Venice with wings on her back (it's promoting Victoria's Secret's "Angels" line) and wearing a bra, panties and heels. Her co-star in the ad? None other than Bob Dylan.

More importantly, adriana lima was named AskMen.com's "Most Desirable Woman" in 2005.

Even if she didn't have Heidi Klum legs (and does she ever), she would still mesmerize us with her blue-gray eyes. It's her unique feature that sets her apart from other models. Her exotic beauty can probably be attributed to her French, Portuguese, Native-American, and Caribbean genes. What else can you expect from a woman who tops a list of 98 other gorgeous women?

Brazilian women don't just look good, they also dress like world champions. adriana lima doesn't let her country down and qualifies for the Style Dream Team. Let's be honest; with a face like hers, who's even looking at her wardrobe?

Adriana Lima was born on June 12, 1981, in Salvador da Bahia, Brazil. The blue/gray-eyed Brazilian beauty can attribute her exotic good looks to her French, Portuguese, Native-American, and Caribbean heritage.

Adriana Lima joins elite

Her climb from obscurity to glam girl occurred after placing second in the Ford Supermodel of the World Contest at the age of 13. Three years later, she headed to one of the fashion centers of the world, New York, and signed with Elite Model Management. Once there, her modeling portfolio began to expand exponentially, after appearing in Vogue (Italy) in 1997, as well as Vogue (UK), I-D (UK), Marie Claire (Brazil), and Vogue (Italy) in 1998. adriana lima also appeared in Vogue (U.S., Germany, UK) and Marie Claire (Italy) in 1999.

As for fashion shows, the Vogue girl has walked down the runway for the following designers: Cynthia Rowley, Vera Wang, Christian Lacroix, Emanuel Ungaro, Betsey Johnson, Girls Rule, Richard Tyler, Giorgio Armani , Fendi, Randolph Duke, Ralph Lauren , and Valentino, just to name a few.

Adriana Lima knows victoria's secret

But one of adriana lima's most notable catwalk appearances was in the Victoria's Secret summer 2000 swimwear catalog (shot in Cannes), where the Brazilian beauty shared the spotlight with a bevy of supermodels such as Heidi Klum and Laetitia Casta.

Those who have not had the pleasure of seeing adriana lima in a fashion spread may have caught her in advertisements for Anna Sui Jeans, bebe, Gasoline, Mossimo, BCBG, Keds, Guess?, and XOXO.

But it's her job as a Victoria's Secret "Angel" that has fueled her fame the most, especially after appearing in network television's Victoria's Secret fashion show in 2001 and 2003. In 2001, she also appeared in the short film , The Hire: Follow , with Mickey Rourke.

On a personal note, the Maybelline model was engaged to Lenny Kravitz in the spring of 2002, but they never got married.

In 2004, adriana lima received a lot of press when she appeared in a Victoria's Secret ad co-starring musician Bob Dylan, in which she's walking around Venice in nothing but lingerie, heels and a pair of wings -- it's for Victoria's Secret's "Angels" collection.

Adriana Lima the star.

Before her modeling days, adriana lima always hoped to help children and thanks to her newfound popularity, she is able to work with orphans in Brazil.

Whether you have seen her in an ad, on the runway, or photographed by some of the world's greatest photographers -- such as Steven Meisel, Peter Lindbergh or Ellen von Unwerth -- adriana lima's beauty speaks volumes, which is why adriana lima topped AskMen.com's list of the "Top 99 Most Desirable Women" in the world.

Adriana Lima was born in 1982, in Salvador, Brazil. The blue/gray-eyed Brazilian beauty (she hails from the same country as Gisele Bundchen and Ana Beatriz Barros) can attribute her exotic good looks to her French, Portuguese, Native-American, and Caribbean heritage. While her heritage may be a mix, her beauty and success are crystal clear.

Her climb from obscurity to glam girl occurred after placing second in the Ford Supermodel of the World Contest (after having won the 1996 Ford Supermodel of Brazil Contest).

Adriana Lima signed with Elite Model Management at the age of 16, and moved to one of the fashion centers of the world, New York. Once there, her modeling portfolio only began to expand exponentially, after appearing in Vogue (Italy) in 1997, as well as Vogue (UK), I-D (UK), Marie Claire (Brazil), and Vogue (Italy) in 1998. adriana lima has also appeared in Vogue (US, Germany, UK), and Marie Claire (Italy) all in 1999.

As for fashion shows, the Vogue girl has walked down the runway for the following designers: Cynthia Rowley, Vera Wang, Christian Lacroix, Emanuel Ungaro, Betsey Johnson, Girls Rule, Richard Tyler, Emporio Armani, Giorgio Armani, Fendi, Randolph Duke, Ralph Lauren, and Valentino, just to name a few.

But one of adriana lima's most notable catwalk appearances was in the Victoria's Secret Summer 2000 Swimwear Catalogue (shot in Cannes), where the Brazilian beauty shared the spotlight with a bevy of supermodels such as Heidi Klum and Laetitia Casta.

Those who have not had the pleasure of seeing adriana lima in a magazine fashion spread may have caught her in advertisements for Anna Sui Jeans, Bebe (actress Rose McGowan also poses for the fashion brand name), Gasoline, Mossimo, Victoria's Secret, BCBG, Keds, XOXO, and Guess?.

Before her modeling days, adriana lima always hoped to help children, and thanks to her new found popularity, she is able to work with orphans in Brazil.

Whether you have seen her in an ad, on the runway, or photographed by some of the world's greatest photographers -- such as Steven Meisel, Peter Lindbergh or Ellen von Unwerth -- adriana lima's beauty speaks volumes.



Famous Hot Babes Biographies are
Sponsor by Xtuff, Your One Stop Adult Shop

Sexy Thongs: Great Thong Viewing Position...

SexyCafe Sexy Thongs
November 6, 2005

This is one of the best thongs views on the internet.
Look hot, sexy, and make me horny....

Our Sexy Thongs Pictures are
Sexy girls in thongs, hot micro thongs, brazilian thongs, sexy bikinis, hot thongs

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Sexy Girls: Our Sexy Girl Of The Week Is Burning Hot!

SexyCafe Sexy Girl of The Week
November 3, 2005

I was depress till I saw the picture for this week
"Sexy Girl Of The Week", and man I think
I broke my on record on how fast can my manhood can get hard....

Our Sexy Girl Of The Week Pictures are
Sponsor by
Xtuff, Your One Stop Adult Shop
Sexy hot babes, weekly sexy girls, nice butt girls, free hot chicks pictures

Body Paint: Our Sexy Body Paint Girl Of The Week Is From Uruguay

SexyCafe Sexy Body Paint Girl of The Week
November 3, 2005

This sexy spanish girl from Uruguay look so hot with
that body paint t-shirt. Viva Uruguay!...

Free Sexy Body Paint Girl of The Week Pictures are
Sponsor by Xtuff, Your One Stop Adult Shop
Sexy body paint girls, hot girl body art, sexy babes with body paint

Funny Pictures: This Year New Santa Will Be Master Yoda!

SexyCafe Free Funny Pictures
November 3, 2005

Yep! Master Yoda will make sure everyone get the force
or a free Star Wars DVD....

Free Funny Pictures are
Sponsor by
Xtuff, Your One Stop Adult Shop

Funny pictures, humor, daily jokes, hot girls, funny opinnions

Funny Picture: We Found Osamah Bin Laden's Brother...

SexyCafe Funny Pictures
November 3, 2005

What's the odds of this.... Look just like Bush!

Free Funny Pictures are
Sponsor by
Xtuff, Your One Stop Adult Shop
Free daily jokes, funny opinnions, humor, funny pictures and photos

DVD Hot Deals

Adult DVD New Releases

Adult Toys and Novelty Hot Deals

Adult Toys and Novelty New Releases