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Tuesday, December 27, 2005
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Friday, December 16, 2005
SEX STORIES: Hot Tracy tell about a masturbation that turn into a sex with a stranger...
By Sexy Cafe Blog
Real Sex Stories -- Hi I'm Tracy and this story is for all the Sexy Cafe Blog visitors. As any girl that want to keep guys looking, I love to tan! recently while i was at my favorite tanning salon, I got really horny. watching all those sweaty bodies coming in and out made me want to really get off. when it was my turn to go in another girl was coming out. i imediately went in the room , but forgot to lock the door. the girl knocked and i told her to come in. she had left her watch and wanted it. by this time i was in my bra and panties and really turned on. she got her watch and pretended not to be looking. but, i saw her decided to ask if she want to stay. she said yes to my surprise! I continued getting ready to tan. I put on my lotion and made sure i rubbed my pussy good. I got in and turned the bed on. She soon took down her shorts and started to finger herself. I started to watch and fingered myself too. we both got off! then she asked if she could lick me. I raised the top of the bed. it was still running and i let her lick my wet pussy. i got off again. soon the session was over. she left and then i got dressed and left. i have never seen her there again, but i sure had a great time that one time.
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HOT CLEAVAGE SHOTS: This 2 Nice Tities Form a Hot Cleavage Shot
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NICE BUTTS: Time For A Multiple Nice Ass Shots!
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005
SEXY BABES: Killer Red Panties, On A Killer Body....
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NICE BUTTS: Public Ass Shot...
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FUNNY PICTURES: Can You Spell "Bullshit" Without BUSH?
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FUNNY PICTURES: New Haircut Pricecheck....
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Monday, November 14, 2005
JOKES AND HUMOR: I want to get screwed
Daily Jokes By Sexy Cafe Blog
Sex Jokes -- A young man was in town looking for a little something from the ladies. A cab driver gave him an address and told him he could find anything he wanted there.
When the young man arrived, he saw a door with a small panel on it. He knocked and the panel slid open. A female voice asked what he wanted.
"I want to get screwed," said the man.
"OK, but this is a private club. Slide twenty bucks in the slot as an initiation fee," answered the voice.
The man slid twenty dollars in the slot, the panel closed, and ten minutes passed. Nothing happened.
He began to pound on the door, and the panel slid open.
"Hey," exclaimed the man, "I want to get screwed!"
"What?" said the voice, "Again?"
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Sex Jokes -- A young man was in town looking for a little something from the ladies. A cab driver gave him an address and told him he could find anything he wanted there.
When the young man arrived, he saw a door with a small panel on it. He knocked and the panel slid open. A female voice asked what he wanted.
"I want to get screwed," said the man.
"OK, but this is a private club. Slide twenty bucks in the slot as an initiation fee," answered the voice.
The man slid twenty dollars in the slot, the panel closed, and ten minutes passed. Nothing happened.
He began to pound on the door, and the panel slid open.
"Hey," exclaimed the man, "I want to get screwed!"
"What?" said the voice, "Again?"
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SEX JOKES: Lets Compare...
By Sexy Cafe Blog
Daily Jokes --
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.
Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
Q. How do men sort out their laundry?
A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?
A. ET phoned home.
Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.
Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?
A. Clitty litter
Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."
Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
A. He's smoking a cigarette.
Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.
Q. Who's the world's greatest athlete?
A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving
Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week?
A. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, there under a buck.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
A. The captains log.
Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A. A lesbian with a hard-on.
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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Daily Jokes --
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.
Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
Q. How do men sort out their laundry?
A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?
A. ET phoned home.
Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.
Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?
A. Clitty litter
Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."
Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
A. He's smoking a cigarette.
Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.
Q. Who's the world's greatest athlete?
A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving
Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week?
A. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, there under a buck.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
A. The captains log.
Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A. A lesbian with a hard-on.
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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NICE BUTTS: Remember The Sexy Babes of 2 Weeks Ago. She's Back...
Sexy Cafe Nice Butt PictureNovember 14, 2005
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Monday, November 07, 2005
FUNNY PICTURES: Free Butt Massage Demostration
Sexy Cafe Funny PicturesNovember 8, 2005
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Sexy Models: Hot Adriana Lima Picture
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Dating Articles: Love at first byte. More Than Just Clicks...
By Sexy Cafe Blog
Dating Articles and News -- IN the unpredictable, oftentimes turbulent world of dating, with its ups and downs, twists and turns and momentary fluctuations of the heart, a growing number of tech-savvy singles are turning their attention (and their hearts) to the Internet for their custom-made version of Mr. or Ms. Right.
With options that allow you to request everything from hair and eye color to education and religion to habits and hobbies, dating Web sites have created virtual malls--"cybermalls," if you will--that allow singles to point and click their way to "the one," or at least, the one for now.
Revolutionizing the dating world as we know it, these online havens are redefining the limits of love and the pursuit of love, from every corner of the globe. "We're trying to reach the whole world--people of all spiritual orientations, all political philosophies, all racial backgrounds," says Neil Clark Warren, founder of eHarmony.com, the fourth-largest dating site (behind Yahoo.com, match.com and Spark Network's American Singles) that matches marriage-minded couples based on 29 dimensions of compatibility.
With thousands of known marriages to his company's credit and 7.5 million people who have registered to take the eHarmony.com test, Warren has designed a proprietary system to assess a couples' likelihood of success. "A marriage will likely thrive if couples share at least 10 of these key personality traits and habits, from curiosity and industriousness to ambition, traditionalism and feelings about children. We do try to give people what they need, rather than just what they want."
Owen and Sharon Fraser of Cincinnati, first-time online daters, found what they needed and wanted when they were matched through eHarmony.com. After filling out the 436-question test, which is free, the couple was matched. A little more than a year later, they were married. "I went to the site because I believe in marriage, and I wanted to be married again," says Owen, an information technology manager who had gone through a divorce. "I wanted to lessen the chances that I'd be divorced again, and I wanted someone to share my life with."
"eHarmony.com was very clear on the process," adds Owen's new wife, Sharon, an operations manager. "You felt like you really knew the person--even before you actually talked to them. When we finally met, I already loved him. It was like I'd known him all my life."
Success stories like Owen's and Sharon's have created a new venue in the cyberworld, a tantalizing, yet private excursion into the virtual world of dating. It is a world that Anthony Woodson, founder and president of Blackloveforever.com wanted to create specifically for African-Americans. "As a Black man, I wanted to give Black professional men and women great opportunities to meet each other, who might not otherwise meet in the basic settings of society as we know it" says Woodson, whose site has produced more than 800 marriages. "Single people are extremely tired of the club and bar scene. We offer them something different, more satisfying and more meaningful."
Other companion-minded sites catering specifically to African-Americans--including BlackSinglesConnection.com and BlackPlanet.com--are paving the way for the Nubian experience to flourish on the Worldwide Web, providing a signature brand of culture and companionship.
But not everyone is looking to be married. Although Match.com--one of the largest online dating sites that spans six continents, 30 Web sites and 18 languages--is credited for a quarter of a million connections each year, 30-year-old Derrick Spurlock was looking for friendships, not marriage. The Dallas-based educator wanted to find single, likeminded women who were interested in building and maintaining friendships, and who understood the demands of his teaching and coaching schedule. "For me, Match.com was not the means of meeting the perfect woman/" says Spurlock. "My purpose was to meet people." And with over 8 million members, of whom I million are African-American, 53 percent male and 47 percent female, Derrick felt very confident about his chances.
As required by most Web sites, Derrick completed a detailed questionnaire about himself, created a free profile (including photos) and then waited for the responses to roll in--and roll in they did. In fact, they poured in. After patiently sifting through more than 100 e-mailed responses from across the United States, Derrick has spoken to at least 20 of the available women who were matched with him, and says he has been on five successful dating experiences since he joined Match.corn six months ago.
"The founders of Match.com understood that the real power of the Internet lies in its ability to impact people in a truly meaningful and personal way," says Jim Safka, CEO of Match.com. "From the beginning, Match.com has led a cultural shift, expanding the possibilities for single people. Everything about the way people connect, communicate and find love has changed, but the basic human desire for love is the same as it's always been."
In this new virtual world of cyber connections, online heart surges and the inevitable, it seems, romantic interlude--singles can single-handedly craft the desires of their heart--all from the comfort of home. But before you take your journey into the world of virtual reality, do your research, find the site that works for you, and prepare for your passions to meet your possibilities! "People are ready for something new and exciting to provide hope and happiness on the road to meeting that special someone," says Woodson. "We won't disappoint them."
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Dating Articles and News -- IN the unpredictable, oftentimes turbulent world of dating, with its ups and downs, twists and turns and momentary fluctuations of the heart, a growing number of tech-savvy singles are turning their attention (and their hearts) to the Internet for their custom-made version of Mr. or Ms. Right.
With options that allow you to request everything from hair and eye color to education and religion to habits and hobbies, dating Web sites have created virtual malls--"cybermalls," if you will--that allow singles to point and click their way to "the one," or at least, the one for now.
Revolutionizing the dating world as we know it, these online havens are redefining the limits of love and the pursuit of love, from every corner of the globe. "We're trying to reach the whole world--people of all spiritual orientations, all political philosophies, all racial backgrounds," says Neil Clark Warren, founder of eHarmony.com, the fourth-largest dating site (behind Yahoo.com, match.com and Spark Network's American Singles) that matches marriage-minded couples based on 29 dimensions of compatibility.
With thousands of known marriages to his company's credit and 7.5 million people who have registered to take the eHarmony.com test, Warren has designed a proprietary system to assess a couples' likelihood of success. "A marriage will likely thrive if couples share at least 10 of these key personality traits and habits, from curiosity and industriousness to ambition, traditionalism and feelings about children. We do try to give people what they need, rather than just what they want."
Owen and Sharon Fraser of Cincinnati, first-time online daters, found what they needed and wanted when they were matched through eHarmony.com. After filling out the 436-question test, which is free, the couple was matched. A little more than a year later, they were married. "I went to the site because I believe in marriage, and I wanted to be married again," says Owen, an information technology manager who had gone through a divorce. "I wanted to lessen the chances that I'd be divorced again, and I wanted someone to share my life with."
"eHarmony.com was very clear on the process," adds Owen's new wife, Sharon, an operations manager. "You felt like you really knew the person--even before you actually talked to them. When we finally met, I already loved him. It was like I'd known him all my life."
Success stories like Owen's and Sharon's have created a new venue in the cyberworld, a tantalizing, yet private excursion into the virtual world of dating. It is a world that Anthony Woodson, founder and president of Blackloveforever.com wanted to create specifically for African-Americans. "As a Black man, I wanted to give Black professional men and women great opportunities to meet each other, who might not otherwise meet in the basic settings of society as we know it" says Woodson, whose site has produced more than 800 marriages. "Single people are extremely tired of the club and bar scene. We offer them something different, more satisfying and more meaningful."
Other companion-minded sites catering specifically to African-Americans--including BlackSinglesConnection.com and BlackPlanet.com--are paving the way for the Nubian experience to flourish on the Worldwide Web, providing a signature brand of culture and companionship.
But not everyone is looking to be married. Although Match.com--one of the largest online dating sites that spans six continents, 30 Web sites and 18 languages--is credited for a quarter of a million connections each year, 30-year-old Derrick Spurlock was looking for friendships, not marriage. The Dallas-based educator wanted to find single, likeminded women who were interested in building and maintaining friendships, and who understood the demands of his teaching and coaching schedule. "For me, Match.com was not the means of meeting the perfect woman/" says Spurlock. "My purpose was to meet people." And with over 8 million members, of whom I million are African-American, 53 percent male and 47 percent female, Derrick felt very confident about his chances.
As required by most Web sites, Derrick completed a detailed questionnaire about himself, created a free profile (including photos) and then waited for the responses to roll in--and roll in they did. In fact, they poured in. After patiently sifting through more than 100 e-mailed responses from across the United States, Derrick has spoken to at least 20 of the available women who were matched with him, and says he has been on five successful dating experiences since he joined Match.corn six months ago.
"The founders of Match.com understood that the real power of the Internet lies in its ability to impact people in a truly meaningful and personal way," says Jim Safka, CEO of Match.com. "From the beginning, Match.com has led a cultural shift, expanding the possibilities for single people. Everything about the way people connect, communicate and find love has changed, but the basic human desire for love is the same as it's always been."
In this new virtual world of cyber connections, online heart surges and the inevitable, it seems, romantic interlude--singles can single-handedly craft the desires of their heart--all from the comfort of home. But before you take your journey into the world of virtual reality, do your research, find the site that works for you, and prepare for your passions to meet your possibilities! "People are ready for something new and exciting to provide hope and happiness on the road to meeting that special someone," says Woodson. "We won't disappoint them."
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Sunday, November 06, 2005
Famous Babes Biographies: Get To Know The Sexy Adriana Lima
By Sexy Cafe Blog
Famous Hot Babes Biographies -- Adriana Lima may not have wanted to be a supermodel when she was growing up, but lo and behold, she's strutting her stuff for magazines and fashion shows seen by millions. Paris, Milan and New York are very different from her hometown of Salvador da Bahia, Brazil, but adriana lima, with her diamond eyes, seems to take it all in stride -- besides, her worldwide travels are great excuses to shop.
It's hard to believe that she was born in 1981 (when Duran Duran was in, imagine). adriana lima has already landed major campaigns for Guess?, Victoria's Secret, Maybelline, and BCBG. Still, it shouldn't be so surprising, after all, we've been experiencing an incredible Brazilian invasion of models like Gisele Bundchen , Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio for years now.
Adriana Lima has a strong support system, which helps eliminate any homesickness she might feel while being so far from her home at such a young age. Despite her sexy looks, she is still pretty young and displays a girlish charm that makes her seem innocent. She still giggles and gets shy around people, which is strange considering she's from the least shy country of the world: Brazil. Don't be fooled by her womanly assets; adriana lima is still a simple girl who craves Japanese food at midnight (true story).
Let's face it; it wasn't adriana lima's IQ score that caught the attention of Victoria's Secret's talent scouts. That drop-dead gorgeous body of hers seems like a gift from the heavens. Sexy? Most definitely, yes.
Three years after taking second place at the Ford Supermodel of the World Contest in Brazil at the tender age of 13, adriana lima decided to move to the Big Apple to see if she could conquer the modeling world. And it wasn't hard for the exotic beauty. She signed on as an Elite model , and soon enough she was gracing covers of magazines like Vogue , Marie Claire and Harper's Bazaar.
With high-profile campaigns for companies like Guess?, Armani, Anna Sui Jeans, bebe, Gasoline, Mossimo, BCBG, and XOXO, it wasn't long before adriana lima's face and body were plastered on billboards and in print ads. But no campaign would bring her the recognition she received as a Victoria's Secret model.
Considered one of Victoria's Secret's "Perfect 10" models, adriana lima appeared in the Victoria's Secret fashion show on TV , in 2001 and 2003. In addition to her gig as an "Angel," adriana lima also appeared in the short film The Hire: Follow , as "The Wife" opposite Mickey Rourke.
In the spring of 2002, adriana lima made headlines when it was announced that she and rocker Lenny Kravitz were engaged. The two never made it to the altar.
Adriana Lima was also the star of a Victoria's Secret ad in 2004, which featured adriana lima prancing around Venice with wings on her back (it's promoting Victoria's Secret's "Angels" line) and wearing a bra, panties and heels. Her co-star in the ad? None other than Bob Dylan.
More importantly, adriana lima was named AskMen.com's "Most Desirable Woman" in 2005.
Even if she didn't have Heidi Klum legs (and does she ever), she would still mesmerize us with her blue-gray eyes. It's her unique feature that sets her apart from other models. Her exotic beauty can probably be attributed to her French, Portuguese, Native-American, and Caribbean genes. What else can you expect from a woman who tops a list of 98 other gorgeous women?
Brazilian women don't just look good, they also dress like world champions. adriana lima doesn't let her country down and qualifies for the Style Dream Team. Let's be honest; with a face like hers, who's even looking at her wardrobe?
Adriana Lima was born on June 12, 1981, in Salvador da Bahia, Brazil. The blue/gray-eyed Brazilian beauty can attribute her exotic good looks to her French, Portuguese, Native-American, and Caribbean heritage.
Adriana Lima joins elite
Her climb from obscurity to glam girl occurred after placing second in the Ford Supermodel of the World Contest at the age of 13. Three years later, she headed to one of the fashion centers of the world, New York, and signed with Elite Model Management. Once there, her modeling portfolio began to expand exponentially, after appearing in Vogue (Italy) in 1997, as well as Vogue (UK), I-D (UK), Marie Claire (Brazil), and Vogue (Italy) in 1998. adriana lima also appeared in Vogue (U.S., Germany, UK) and Marie Claire (Italy) in 1999.
As for fashion shows, the Vogue girl has walked down the runway for the following designers: Cynthia Rowley, Vera Wang, Christian Lacroix, Emanuel Ungaro, Betsey Johnson, Girls Rule, Richard Tyler, Giorgio Armani , Fendi, Randolph Duke, Ralph Lauren , and Valentino, just to name a few.
Adriana Lima knows victoria's secret
But one of adriana lima's most notable catwalk appearances was in the Victoria's Secret summer 2000 swimwear catalog (shot in Cannes), where the Brazilian beauty shared the spotlight with a bevy of supermodels such as Heidi Klum and Laetitia Casta.
Those who have not had the pleasure of seeing adriana lima in a fashion spread may have caught her in advertisements for Anna Sui Jeans, bebe, Gasoline, Mossimo, BCBG, Keds, Guess?, and XOXO.
But it's her job as a Victoria's Secret "Angel" that has fueled her fame the most, especially after appearing in network television's Victoria's Secret fashion show in 2001 and 2003. In 2001, she also appeared in the short film , The Hire: Follow , with Mickey Rourke.
On a personal note, the Maybelline model was engaged to Lenny Kravitz in the spring of 2002, but they never got married.
In 2004, adriana lima received a lot of press when she appeared in a Victoria's Secret ad co-starring musician Bob Dylan, in which she's walking around Venice in nothing but lingerie, heels and a pair of wings -- it's for Victoria's Secret's "Angels" collection.
Adriana Lima the star.
Before her modeling days, adriana lima always hoped to help children and thanks to her newfound popularity, she is able to work with orphans in Brazil.
Whether you have seen her in an ad, on the runway, or photographed by some of the world's greatest photographers -- such as Steven Meisel, Peter Lindbergh or Ellen von Unwerth -- adriana lima's beauty speaks volumes, which is why adriana lima topped AskMen.com's list of the "Top 99 Most Desirable Women" in the world.
Adriana Lima was born in 1982, in Salvador, Brazil. The blue/gray-eyed Brazilian beauty (she hails from the same country as Gisele Bundchen and Ana Beatriz Barros) can attribute her exotic good looks to her French, Portuguese, Native-American, and Caribbean heritage. While her heritage may be a mix, her beauty and success are crystal clear.
Her climb from obscurity to glam girl occurred after placing second in the Ford Supermodel of the World Contest (after having won the 1996 Ford Supermodel of Brazil Contest).
Adriana Lima signed with Elite Model Management at the age of 16, and moved to one of the fashion centers of the world, New York. Once there, her modeling portfolio only began to expand exponentially, after appearing in Vogue (Italy) in 1997, as well as Vogue (UK), I-D (UK), Marie Claire (Brazil), and Vogue (Italy) in 1998. adriana lima has also appeared in Vogue (US, Germany, UK), and Marie Claire (Italy) all in 1999.
As for fashion shows, the Vogue girl has walked down the runway for the following designers: Cynthia Rowley, Vera Wang, Christian Lacroix, Emanuel Ungaro, Betsey Johnson, Girls Rule, Richard Tyler, Emporio Armani, Giorgio Armani, Fendi, Randolph Duke, Ralph Lauren, and Valentino, just to name a few.
But one of adriana lima's most notable catwalk appearances was in the Victoria's Secret Summer 2000 Swimwear Catalogue (shot in Cannes), where the Brazilian beauty shared the spotlight with a bevy of supermodels such as Heidi Klum and Laetitia Casta.
Those who have not had the pleasure of seeing adriana lima in a magazine fashion spread may have caught her in advertisements for Anna Sui Jeans, Bebe (actress Rose McGowan also poses for the fashion brand name), Gasoline, Mossimo, Victoria's Secret, BCBG, Keds, XOXO, and Guess?.
Before her modeling days, adriana lima always hoped to help children, and thanks to her new found popularity, she is able to work with orphans in Brazil.
Whether you have seen her in an ad, on the runway, or photographed by some of the world's greatest photographers -- such as Steven Meisel, Peter Lindbergh or Ellen von Unwerth -- adriana lima's beauty speaks volumes.
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Famous Hot Babes Biographies -- Adriana Lima may not have wanted to be a supermodel when she was growing up, but lo and behold, she's strutting her stuff for magazines and fashion shows seen by millions. Paris, Milan and New York are very different from her hometown of Salvador da Bahia, Brazil, but adriana lima, with her diamond eyes, seems to take it all in stride -- besides, her worldwide travels are great excuses to shop.
It's hard to believe that she was born in 1981 (when Duran Duran was in, imagine). adriana lima has already landed major campaigns for Guess?, Victoria's Secret, Maybelline, and BCBG. Still, it shouldn't be so surprising, after all, we've been experiencing an incredible Brazilian invasion of models like Gisele Bundchen , Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio for years now.
Adriana Lima has a strong support system, which helps eliminate any homesickness she might feel while being so far from her home at such a young age. Despite her sexy looks, she is still pretty young and displays a girlish charm that makes her seem innocent. She still giggles and gets shy around people, which is strange considering she's from the least shy country of the world: Brazil. Don't be fooled by her womanly assets; adriana lima is still a simple girl who craves Japanese food at midnight (true story).
Let's face it; it wasn't adriana lima's IQ score that caught the attention of Victoria's Secret's talent scouts. That drop-dead gorgeous body of hers seems like a gift from the heavens. Sexy? Most definitely, yes.
Three years after taking second place at the Ford Supermodel of the World Contest in Brazil at the tender age of 13, adriana lima decided to move to the Big Apple to see if she could conquer the modeling world. And it wasn't hard for the exotic beauty. She signed on as an Elite model , and soon enough she was gracing covers of magazines like Vogue , Marie Claire and Harper's Bazaar.
With high-profile campaigns for companies like Guess?, Armani, Anna Sui Jeans, bebe, Gasoline, Mossimo, BCBG, and XOXO, it wasn't long before adriana lima's face and body were plastered on billboards and in print ads. But no campaign would bring her the recognition she received as a Victoria's Secret model.
Considered one of Victoria's Secret's "Perfect 10" models, adriana lima appeared in the Victoria's Secret fashion show on TV , in 2001 and 2003. In addition to her gig as an "Angel," adriana lima also appeared in the short film The Hire: Follow , as "The Wife" opposite Mickey Rourke.
In the spring of 2002, adriana lima made headlines when it was announced that she and rocker Lenny Kravitz were engaged. The two never made it to the altar.
Adriana Lima was also the star of a Victoria's Secret ad in 2004, which featured adriana lima prancing around Venice with wings on her back (it's promoting Victoria's Secret's "Angels" line) and wearing a bra, panties and heels. Her co-star in the ad? None other than Bob Dylan.
More importantly, adriana lima was named AskMen.com's "Most Desirable Woman" in 2005.
Even if she didn't have Heidi Klum legs (and does she ever), she would still mesmerize us with her blue-gray eyes. It's her unique feature that sets her apart from other models. Her exotic beauty can probably be attributed to her French, Portuguese, Native-American, and Caribbean genes. What else can you expect from a woman who tops a list of 98 other gorgeous women?
Brazilian women don't just look good, they also dress like world champions. adriana lima doesn't let her country down and qualifies for the Style Dream Team. Let's be honest; with a face like hers, who's even looking at her wardrobe?
Adriana Lima was born on June 12, 1981, in Salvador da Bahia, Brazil. The blue/gray-eyed Brazilian beauty can attribute her exotic good looks to her French, Portuguese, Native-American, and Caribbean heritage.
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Her climb from obscurity to glam girl occurred after placing second in the Ford Supermodel of the World Contest at the age of 13. Three years later, she headed to one of the fashion centers of the world, New York, and signed with Elite Model Management. Once there, her modeling portfolio began to expand exponentially, after appearing in Vogue (Italy) in 1997, as well as Vogue (UK), I-D (UK), Marie Claire (Brazil), and Vogue (Italy) in 1998. adriana lima also appeared in Vogue (U.S., Germany, UK) and Marie Claire (Italy) in 1999.
As for fashion shows, the Vogue girl has walked down the runway for the following designers: Cynthia Rowley, Vera Wang, Christian Lacroix, Emanuel Ungaro, Betsey Johnson, Girls Rule, Richard Tyler, Giorgio Armani , Fendi, Randolph Duke, Ralph Lauren , and Valentino, just to name a few.
Adriana Lima knows victoria's secret
But one of adriana lima's most notable catwalk appearances was in the Victoria's Secret summer 2000 swimwear catalog (shot in Cannes), where the Brazilian beauty shared the spotlight with a bevy of supermodels such as Heidi Klum and Laetitia Casta.
Those who have not had the pleasure of seeing adriana lima in a fashion spread may have caught her in advertisements for Anna Sui Jeans, bebe, Gasoline, Mossimo, BCBG, Keds, Guess?, and XOXO.
But it's her job as a Victoria's Secret "Angel" that has fueled her fame the most, especially after appearing in network television's Victoria's Secret fashion show in 2001 and 2003. In 2001, she also appeared in the short film , The Hire: Follow , with Mickey Rourke.
On a personal note, the Maybelline model was engaged to Lenny Kravitz in the spring of 2002, but they never got married.
In 2004, adriana lima received a lot of press when she appeared in a Victoria's Secret ad co-starring musician Bob Dylan, in which she's walking around Venice in nothing but lingerie, heels and a pair of wings -- it's for Victoria's Secret's "Angels" collection.
Adriana Lima the star.
Before her modeling days, adriana lima always hoped to help children and thanks to her newfound popularity, she is able to work with orphans in Brazil.
Whether you have seen her in an ad, on the runway, or photographed by some of the world's greatest photographers -- such as Steven Meisel, Peter Lindbergh or Ellen von Unwerth -- adriana lima's beauty speaks volumes, which is why adriana lima topped AskMen.com's list of the "Top 99 Most Desirable Women" in the world.
Adriana Lima was born in 1982, in Salvador, Brazil. The blue/gray-eyed Brazilian beauty (she hails from the same country as Gisele Bundchen and Ana Beatriz Barros) can attribute her exotic good looks to her French, Portuguese, Native-American, and Caribbean heritage. While her heritage may be a mix, her beauty and success are crystal clear.
Her climb from obscurity to glam girl occurred after placing second in the Ford Supermodel of the World Contest (after having won the 1996 Ford Supermodel of Brazil Contest).
Adriana Lima signed with Elite Model Management at the age of 16, and moved to one of the fashion centers of the world, New York. Once there, her modeling portfolio only began to expand exponentially, after appearing in Vogue (Italy) in 1997, as well as Vogue (UK), I-D (UK), Marie Claire (Brazil), and Vogue (Italy) in 1998. adriana lima has also appeared in Vogue (US, Germany, UK), and Marie Claire (Italy) all in 1999.
As for fashion shows, the Vogue girl has walked down the runway for the following designers: Cynthia Rowley, Vera Wang, Christian Lacroix, Emanuel Ungaro, Betsey Johnson, Girls Rule, Richard Tyler, Emporio Armani, Giorgio Armani, Fendi, Randolph Duke, Ralph Lauren, and Valentino, just to name a few.
But one of adriana lima's most notable catwalk appearances was in the Victoria's Secret Summer 2000 Swimwear Catalogue (shot in Cannes), where the Brazilian beauty shared the spotlight with a bevy of supermodels such as Heidi Klum and Laetitia Casta.
Those who have not had the pleasure of seeing adriana lima in a magazine fashion spread may have caught her in advertisements for Anna Sui Jeans, Bebe (actress Rose McGowan also poses for the fashion brand name), Gasoline, Mossimo, Victoria's Secret, BCBG, Keds, XOXO, and Guess?.
Before her modeling days, adriana lima always hoped to help children, and thanks to her new found popularity, she is able to work with orphans in Brazil.
Whether you have seen her in an ad, on the runway, or photographed by some of the world's greatest photographers -- such as Steven Meisel, Peter Lindbergh or Ellen von Unwerth -- adriana lima's beauty speaks volumes.
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Thursday, November 03, 2005
Sexy Girls: Our Sexy Girl Of The Week Is Burning Hot!
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Body Paint: Our Sexy Body Paint Girl Of The Week Is From Uruguay
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Funny Pictures: This Year New Santa Will Be Master Yoda!
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Thursday, October 27, 2005
Porn Star Biographies: Alexa Rae
By Xtuff for The Sexy Cafe Blog
A blonde and voluptuous native of Atlanta, Georgia, Alexa has made quite an impression on the adult entertainment industry. She's already performed in many features, including Spellbound, Dream Quest, Wild Thing, Wicked Wishes, and Say Ahhh. Alexa, who danced at the Gold Club in Atlanta under the name "Fantasy," believes that this is the best job in the world and has always wanted to be a XXX star. She loves that she has the opportunity to play different roles and seduce other people - both on and off screen. Her only complaint is that she would like to be able to travel to exotic locations to film. Alexa loves to choreograph dance routines and put together costumes, but her true love is riding horses. In fact, she rode horses for fourteen years and even competed nationally. One of her dreams is to train with the United States Equestrian Team. It's no wonder her most memorable experience is having sex with her ex-boyfriend on top of her horse "Chance." Long term plans for Alexa include opening a strip/night club resembling Studio 54 and an Equestrian Center in Malibu.
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Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Hot Models: Take a Look at The Sexy Raquel Robinson
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Friday, October 21, 2005
Naked Catering Is Our Sexy Web Site Of The Month
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Sexy Web Site Of The Month.- In October we did some searching to find the Sexy Web Site of the Month and we found something pretty cool.
NakedCatering.com, this site is hot, but the service they provide is even hotter. They can help you host a private party with semi-naked girls or boys, and they supply you with everything, from the kitchen to a mobile bar. Girls can ware anything you want or just body paint. How Sexy is that...
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Girls Kissing: Girls Doing Some French Kissing!!!
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Blonde Jokes: Buying a New Farm
By Sexy Cafe Blog
A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.
Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it.
Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.
The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?"
The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that.""Comfortable?" the guy questions."Yes, you see she reads slow."
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A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.
Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it.
Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.
The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?"
The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that.""Comfortable?" the guy questions."Yes, you see she reads slow."
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Sexy Mini Skirt: Hot Chic With Enough Ass To Fill Up This Sexy Mini Skirt
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Thursday, October 13, 2005
Sexy Mami of the Week: She's is Juicy...
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No Too Many Entries... I Know!
By Sexy Cafe Blog
Hi everyone. I know I haven't been updating the blog, but the thing is that I been working too much on getting a good content for this blog and some others brother blogs.
So, I'm sorry for the lack of updates. I promise it won't happen again, at least for another week... Just kidding :-)
Because of this personal error, I going to give you a full update of funny stuff, jokes, and lots, and lots of sexy girls today... Enjoy.
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Hi everyone. I know I haven't been updating the blog, but the thing is that I been working too much on getting a good content for this blog and some others brother blogs.
So, I'm sorry for the lack of updates. I promise it won't happen again, at least for another week... Just kidding :-)
Because of this personal error, I going to give you a full update of funny stuff, jokes, and lots, and lots of sexy girls today... Enjoy.
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Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Relationship Jokes: Cowboy Boots
By SexyCafe Blog
An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly.
He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"
Helen looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Helen looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"
Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!" To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a hat."
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An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly.
He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"
Helen looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Helen looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"
Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!" To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a hat."
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What would you do for money?
By SexyCafe Blog
It's said that everyone has a price. Like the movie Indecent Proposal would you sleep with someone for $1 million? What other crazy things would you do if you were payed?
It's said that everyone has a price. Like the movie Indecent Proposal would you sleep with someone for $1 million? What other crazy things would you do if you were payed?
- For $1,000 would you wear your underwear on the outside of your pants to go grocery shopping? (YES) or (NO)
- For $100 would you eat edible insects? (YES) or (NO)
- For $500 would you have a harry met sally moment and fake an orgasm in public? (YES) or (NO)
- For $50 would you start singing out loud in a public library? (YES) or (NO)
- For $100,000 would you sleep with a complete stranger? (YES) or (NO)
- For $10 would you phone up a complete stranger and ask them to marry you? (YES) or (NO)
- For $500 would you drop your pants in the street? (YES) or (NO)
- For $1,000,000 would you sleep with a stranger of the same sex? (YES) or (NO)
- For $20 would you eat rocky mountain oysters? (YES) or (NO)
- For $100,000 would you streak at a major sporting event? (YES) or (NO)
- For $25 would you kiss a complete stranger on the lips out of the blue? (YES) or (NO)
- For $500 would you sit in a resturant and pour a glass of milk over your head? (YES) or (NO)
- For $100 would you let someone crack 6 eggs into your underwear and then go to the movies with them still in your underwear? (YES) or (NO)
- For $5,000 would you shave your head? (YES) or (NO)
- For $200 would you break wind in a crowded elevator? (YES) or (NO)
- For $1,000 would you go to a bar in drag? (YES) or (NO)
- For $10,000 would you not have a bath or a shower for a month? (YES) or (NO)
- For $200 would you drink a cup of water that has been strained through a sweaty sock? (YES) or (NO)
- For $2,000 would you eat some yellow snow? (YES) or (NO)
- For $20,000 would you pose for Playboy or Playgirl? (YES) or (NO)
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October 3, 2005
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